Want to upgrade your look? Looking for an edge in your professional/social/dating life? Well, so am I, but the good news is that I can probably help you.
Take a look around. In case you haven't noticed, Ottawa is a sartorial wasteland. I see more fashion crimes committed than I care to count on a daily basis (I may have rolled my eyes at you today). If you want to know what you're doing wrong without spending months on the Internet learning the lame way, then learn through my patented "human conversation" formula for success!
What do I bring to the table? How cheeky of you to ask; let's see...
- Extensive (EXTENSIVE) knowledge of menswear/tailoring rules, tips, faux pas, etc.
- How to pattern match and coordinate colours without looking like a tool (you're probably doing it wrong)
- How to shop smarter (what to buy, where to buy it, and the order to buy it in)
- How to organize your wardrobe
- How to dress for the occasion
- General posture/speaking tips (did I mention I slouch and mumble?)
- Writing/grammar tips (I'm a bit of a grammar nazi)
- Simple job interview hacks (that got me jobs I was in no way qualified for)
- Why women should avoid dressing their men (#controversial)
- Dressing your body type (plus other tricks to minimize shortcomings and highlight your assets)
- Grooming regimen pointers (not to be overlooked)
- General health and fitness (not my strongest suit; I'm naturally skinny and don't worry about it much... don't hate)
- Reframing your limiting beliefs (and more mental game coaching)
- Your life goals and making realistic life plans
- Dating/relationship/social coaching (I'm SO not an expert here, but I've got enough theory down to fake it)
- General venting about women/men (take your pick)
If any of this goodness interests you, tell me why in a brief reply to this ad, and we can schedule a quick (FREE) coffee consultation so that you can judge my overall sketchiness (I promise it's minimal). If you're still not totally sketched out by me after that, we can discuss rates and do work together. Invest in yourself (by investing in me?), and I will invest in you.
"WHY PAY FOR THIS!!??!?" you ask in all-caps and redundant punctuation? Well, most people pay thousands for a degree that teaches them very little (myself included). For a nominal fee (will work for beer), I will cram your brain full of practical knowledge. Also, it will be worth it when the compliments start rolling in ;)
Most guys make the mistake of wanting to dress better, then go out and drop thousands on ill-fitting garments that they never wear. Trust me; I made this mistake, and I will make sure that you don't. I'm pretty much saving you millions.
So yeah. Msg me k thx bai lolz
I prefer working with men, but have lots to offer women as well (who doesn't want an honest man's perspective?). I've found that most menswear principles can help women who want to streamline their look.
Semi-serious inquiries only
